Alisa is getting married! Yay!
That means Alisa will be a Bride! Yay!
And Josey will be a Bridesmaid! Yay – Wait!
I need a dress.
I need shoes.
I need a clutch.
I need a Xanex.
Well, I got the dress – here it is:
(pretend I’m tall, and thin, and tone, and very very tanned)
I even got the shoes – here they are:
(no, you can’t borrow these. ever. don’t even ask)
Now I just need to find a clutch. I have until June. I should be okay. Should. Should.
I also need to make a mango curd, vanilla bean cake.
Which of the two do you think will happen first?